1 00:00:09,447 --> 00:00:29,447 www.easy-win.blogspot.com 2 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:20,871 - Junior. - Yes, Mum? 3 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:24,166 - Have you seen your father? - Dad went to get water. 4 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:28,212 Hey, wait for me! Pass it, come on! 5 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:31,423 Come on! Quickly! 6 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,886 Hmm? 7 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,263 Hmm... 8 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:13,006 Ha-ha-ha! Bet l scared you, right? 9 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:15,342 Now tell the truth. 10 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,011 The hairs on my neck are all standing on end (!) 11 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,097 Hmm... 12 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:24,601 What was I supposed to do? 13 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:26,603 I know! 14 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:28,689 Yes! Yeah! 15 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,071 All right... 16 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,952 Oh! 17 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,121 Oops! 18 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,206 Hey-ho, Giselle. 19 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,333 Hmm...men! 20 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:51,461 - Did you see that? - Yes, but what WAS that? 21 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:55,340 Only hard-as-a-rock, sun-dried hyena poo-poo. 22 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:56,967 Oh, l see... 23 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,473 Fini! 24 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:07,060 Well...how do l look? 25 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:09,313 Erm... Uh... 26 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,941 Totally chic! Unbelievable! 27 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,194 Darling, this is a work of art. 28 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:19,281 I call it "Macaroni and Cheese". 29 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:23,160 It would suit you too, Giselle. A neck wax wouldn't hurt, either. 30 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,912 No, thanks. 31 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,122 Hmm... 32 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,249 Mm-hmm... 33 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,543 It's a matter of concentration. 34 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,170 Yes, clearly. 35 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:36,215 And the perfect wind conditions. 36 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,467 Naturally. 37 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,228 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 38 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:55,150 Aw... 39 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,985 Billy? 40 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:59,529 Yoo-hoo, my turtle dove! 41 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:04,117 - What are you doing? - Hello, Bonnie. You look lovely. 42 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:09,289 We're, erm... What are we doing? Walking around, thinking, talking... 43 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,667 Hitting hyena poo into a hole. 44 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:15,796 That as well. I was just going to tell you. 45 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:20,550 You hit...hyena poo-poo...into a hole? 46 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:24,263 - With a stick. - Oh, with a stick! 47 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:28,558 - Bingo. - Interesting. And who thought that up? 48 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:32,020 - Me! l thought that up. - I thought so. 49 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,564 What were you supposed to do today, hmm? 50 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:38,402 Supposed to do today, supposed to do... Uh...Socrates, do you know? 51 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:41,780 - You were to get water. - Oh, that's right! 52 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,116 Oh, Billy... 53 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:48,287 I really think you are and always will be a scatterbrain. 54 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,916 But l sure love you. 55 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,338 This is serious! 56 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:02,592 Er...don't tell me. You went to a beauty salon! 57 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:06,471 - Hmm? - It'll grow out. lt's a law of nature. 58 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:12,602 - I didn't say a thing. - Stop acting like such a fool! 59 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:17,357 The water that flows down the mountain. It should have got here by now! 60 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:21,028 I'll play the water down here with my drum. 61 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:22,487 Mm? 62 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:41,942 Many world politicians and economic leaders 63 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:45,570 have gathered for the 167th Climate Conference. 64 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,656 Here to the north they've all come, 65 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:51,827 as these brave officials examine the dramatic effects of global warming. 66 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:56,373 Quick, the buffet's getting cold. 67 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:05,132 Peter Cook reporting from Thule, Greenland - 68 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,634 the gateway to the Arctic. 69 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:25,110 This was a wonderful day, Winifred. 70 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:31,183 I've heard you say that for exactly 714 years. 71 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:36,538 - Know what? - Of course I know. 72 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,832 It's our wedding anniversary, 73 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,044 and l wouldn't have wanted to miss a single day. 74 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:06,776 Captain! Sir, l believe that we've run aground. 75 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:09,279 Hmm, what? Run aground? 76 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:13,533 Bah, something is moving all-righty. Yes! 77 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,387 My dear, the time has come 78 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:37,724 for us to be getting on our way once more. 79 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,239 ♪ l've been driving all night My hands wet on the wheel 80 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:59,120 ♪ There's a voice in my head That drives my heel 81 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:03,708 ♪ lt's my baby calling Says, "l need you here" 82 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:08,171 ♪ And it's half past four And l'm shifting gear 83 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:14,344 ♪ When she is lonely And her longing gets too much 84 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:18,932 ♪ She sends a cable Coming in from above 85 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,393 ♪ Don't need a phone at all 86 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:25,397 ♪ We've got a thing That's called "radar love" 87 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,401 ♪ We've got a wave in the air 88 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,444 ♪ Radar love...♪ 89 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,739 Oh, man! 90 00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,931 You know what, pal? 91 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:03,268 Getting out while the getting's good is good. 92 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:48,980 AAH... 93 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,282 Here's to you, jumping buddy. 94 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,357 Hmm? 95 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,785 My name's Toby. What do they call you? 96 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,041 Tell you what, I'm gonna call you Smiley! 97 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:07,058 Oh, crikey! Strong stuff, mate! 98 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,395 Cheers. 99 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,774 You know, Smiley, life's just too stressful here. 100 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:18,486 How does an ocean cruise sound? The high life on the high seas. 101 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,740 You know, relax. Just really stretch out. 102 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:27,078 Good. Now smile. 103 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,956 Soon,you'll be braising in a choice Burgundy. 104 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:33,334 You pathetic worm. 105 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,712 Death to the tyrants! 106 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:42,218 Now, look at what I've done - I've forgotten the garlic. 107 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:47,766 Don't run away, l'll be back soon. 108 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,443 Ooh la la! 109 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,655 Huh! 110 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,454 It's liberty or death! 111 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,706 Vive la France... 112 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,298 Adieu! 113 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,843 A chicken? 114 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:29,349 Hello and welcome. My name is Winifred. 115 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,435 - And l, Winston. - The name's Toby. 116 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:37,398 Charles. Pleasure to make your acquaintance. 117 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:48,493 - With whom do l have the honneur? - This is my friend Smiley. 118 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,287 Things got a little bit steamy back in the bush, 119 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:55,083 so we thought we'd take ourselves on a holiday to cool off. 120 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:59,295 First it was just me and Smiley, but then old Sushi climbed aboard. 121 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:03,049 - Euh, Sushi...? - That's my name. 122 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:09,556 Yes. Well, then, carry on, my fearless marsupial. 123 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:15,228 And then, four weeks out to sea, we met the tortoises, 124 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,480 and since then we've had a plan. 125 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:20,108 Ah, a plan is good. 126 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,943 Euh, what plan? 127 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:27,365 The migratory birds who used to visit us on our island in the summer 128 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,243 told us of a paradise of wonder. 129 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,412 Far away from mankind. 130 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,248 Ah, oui, a charming idea. 131 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:40,253 What a stroke of luck that you 'ave met me. l will lead you! 132 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,008 ♪ La mer 133 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,260 ♪ Les a bercés 134 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:51,347 ♪ Le long des golfes clairs 135 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,768 ♪ Et d'une chanson d'amour 136 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,313 ♪ La mer 137 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,815 ♪ A bercé mon coeur 138 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,526 ♪ Pour la vie... ♪ 139 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:10,867 Our supplies are just about gone. The water holes are running dry. 140 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:14,412 Now that you mention it, my throat does feel rather dry. 141 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,291 Oh, without water we're lost! 142 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,418 And without water we'll die! 143 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,088 My stress levels are through the roof. I'm having an anxiety attack! 144 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,966 I'll shut up. 145 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,928 Well, l'll just consult with the oracle. 146 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,473 An oracle consult? This could be good! 147 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,162 O mighty oracle. 148 00:15:56,330 --> 00:16:01,292 We humbly seek your advice in this time of great fear and uncertainty. 149 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,963 Tell us, when will the water come? 150 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:09,676 I would advise you now, more than ever, to keep the oracle in good humour. 151 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,137 Aw... 152 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:16,099 That tree trunk just ate our last bunch of bananas. 153 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:21,020 Harrumph. The water will come... when it comes, l suppose. 154 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:26,401 - The water's coming? - The cup falls down the well until it breaks. 155 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,945 What in the world is that supposed to mean? 156 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:32,115 Please, Billy, you're insulting the oracle! 157 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,867 If the water doesn't come, we have to find it! 158 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,287 Not stand here talking to a dried-up tree! 159 00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:41,708 Did you just call me a dried-up tree? 160 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:45,503 That guy has got some nerve! Loser! 161 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:49,882 You offended the oracle! It won't speak to us any more. 162 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,301 That was slick, loser! 163 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,512 Hey! My dad's no loser! 164 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,472 Humph! 165 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,516 Comrades. 166 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:04,564 Each one of us 'as tragically lost their 'ome, their friends, their family! 167 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,816 Stolen from under our noses! 168 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,653 And now, comrades, we will find ourselves a new place to live. 169 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,739 One where there is no place for man. 170 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,323 Blaah! 171 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,035 Spoken with conviction. 172 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,872 Heads up, folks! 173 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,501 Now, that's some stress hormone. 174 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:32,759 We 'ave all crossed the Seven Seas in nothing more than a rusty bathtub. 175 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,428 We 'ave weathered the most terrible storms... 176 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,514 ... and evil of winds. 177 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:44,353 We are so close to our goal! Allons! 178 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,606 Raaaah! 179 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,194 ♪ You put your right foot in You put your right foot out 180 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:55,156 ♪ You put your right foot in And you shake it all about 181 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,951 ♪ You do the hokey-pokey And you turn yourself around 182 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:02,205 ♪ That's what it's all about 183 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,290 ♪ You put your left foot in... 184 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,794 Euh! Beyond those rocks, my friends, lies paradise. 185 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:11,672 We are now ever so close to reaching our goal! 186 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,175 ♪ You do the hokey-pokey And you turn yourself around 187 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,928 ♪ That's what it's all about ♪ 188 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,598 My dad is the best dad in the world. 189 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,975 He is gonna bring us water from the water hole! 190 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,938 He'll fight the rhinos, kick the buffalo and chase away the elephants. 191 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,732 Whoa, dream on! 192 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,569 - Your dad's a zero. Get real! - Hmm? 193 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:36,906 - And not to mention... - Mention what? 194 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,950 Hmm? 195 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,744 All other meerkats have a light coat except for him. 196 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,956 I guess my dad's just one of a kind! 197 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,876 Note to self: Get water. Piece of cake. 198 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:52,588 First shoo the buffalo away, then fight off the rhinos 199 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,216 and then stop the elephants from drinking us dry! 200 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,468 Hey, Billy! Psst! 201 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:03,182 If you let them drink first and leave the water hole in a good mood, it's safer. 202 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,519 Giselle! Please, don't panic. 203 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:11,023 Just take a good look at that idiot squad. Zero intelligence. 204 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:14,360 If they were any more clueless, their heads would explode! 205 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,820 Really? 206 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,617 Chino wants a drink. 207 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,245 And Chino's gonna have a drink. 208 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,123 Boys, let's have a drink. 209 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:35,590 Hey, I didn't hear anyone say you could have the first drink! 210 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,925 You talking to me? 211 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,679 Are YOU talking to ME...unicorn? 212 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,557 Did that guy just call me a unicorn? 213 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:51,939 One sip and I'll be watching the buzzards pick your bones in the blinding sun. 214 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:55,818 - Chino drinks when he wants to, si? - Oh, yeah? 215 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,779 Then just try it and you'll see! 216 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,657 Yeah, in your dreams, pizza-face! 217 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,637 Afternoon! 218 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:26,515 Cannonball! 219 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,062 Hmm...? 220 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,319 OK... 221 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:42,281 What's a hundred tons of raw meat compared to a little natural charm? 222 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:47,036 Of a meek, weak, cheeky... 223 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,288 ..little freak. 224 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,543 Stay calm and smile. 225 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,756 Big toothy grin... 226 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,175 Distract them. 227 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,969 Hey, look over there! 228 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:07,515 And discreetly fill the... 229 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,685 And a little more for Daddy. 230 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,323 You've got a problem, huh? Carrot top? 231 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,409 Carrot top! 232 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,744 Hey, who's talking to you, lightweight? 233 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,380 Whoa! 234 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,307 Yaah-hoo! 235 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,150 My dad! 236 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,079 Junior! 237 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,004 You sure showed those buffalo, Dad! 238 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:34,352 So, l sure showed all of them! 239 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:38,481 That big. They were all that big, with hats! 240 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,363 Stop right here! Not another step... 241 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,118 Oh, Billy. 242 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,289 Hey, everything's under control, my turtle dove. 243 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,541 Ha-ha! 244 00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,252 And l've got the water. 245 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,548 Uh, well... 246 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,717 Oh, Billy... 247 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,761 Let's recap. 248 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:13,349 Dad was supposed to chase away the buffalo and get water...super (!) 249 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:19,313 I told them all you were going to get the water for us. 250 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,856 Uh... Aw... 251 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,610 Junior, wait a minute. 252 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,413 Our supplies are just about gone. 253 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:39,792 - It's OK, l'll work it all out. - Billy... 254 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,337 You're such a dreamer. 255 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,549 What will happen to us? 256 00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:50,928 I promise, this time I'm not gonna let you down. 257 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,063 Hey, Junior, there's your old man. 258 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:03,357 The rhino whisperer. 259 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,200 - Erm, hello, my son. - Yes, what is it? 260 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:16,620 I just wanted to let you know that I promised your mother... 261 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:20,708 I've heard it before! You're always making promises you can't keep! 262 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:25,880 Go and hang out with your lion, or go off and play your drum, 263 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,716 or go off and hit some hyena poo-poo into a hole. 264 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:34,430 You're not my father any more. 265 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:44,982 Billy! 266 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:04,460 - You shouldn't have said that. - Leave me alone! 267 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,846 Socrates, we're needed. 268 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:19,934 The very fate of Okavango is right in our hands. 269 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:22,394 What kind of plant have you been chewing? 270 00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:25,356 Think, and compare us to eternity. 271 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,234 We're grains of sand and that's all. 272 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:32,947 I'm not a grain of sand, buddy, I'm a meerkat! My family needs water! 273 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:36,200 My son thinks I'm a big loser - that's what's real. 274 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:39,078 And now my reality is to go and find water. 275 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,539 And you're coming with me! 276 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:46,335 That is the stuff of a wonderful, tragic ballad. 277 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:49,213 The sweet, yet sorrowful song of Billy the Meerkat, 278 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,298 who set out in search of water... 279 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:55,052 I can hear it! l can just hear it! Yeah, that's my song! 280 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,930 - Alas, never to be seen again. - Uh? 281 00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,849 And his old friend Socrates the Lion 282 00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:03,686 spent the rest of his days staying at home 283 00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:07,273 and growing old, gazing peacefully into the sky. 284 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,483 - Then l'll just go it alone. - What? 285 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:13,529 I'd think that one over again because if you follow the river bed, 286 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:16,323 you come to the Valley of Death. 287 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:18,742 Did you say Valley of Death? 288 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:21,203 So how do you know? 289 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,747 That's easy - because l've been there. 290 00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:27,793 You were in... ln the Valley of Death? 291 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:30,421 Yes, it was long, long ago. 292 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,840 You see my scar up here? 293 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:38,470 Well, deep within the Valley of Death there lives a murderous shadow! 294 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,599 The leopard? 295 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:45,102 Such a beast, who can slice you to pieces 296 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,812 before you see him coming! 297 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:52,067 He who enters the Valley of Death gives up life itself! 298 00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:57,823 - You're not coming with me? - No, Billy. 299 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:05,372 Let's just do what we know how to do, what we're best at doing. 300 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,709 Laying around and killing time. 301 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:13,005 Billy? 302 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:15,966 BlLLY? 303 00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:20,804 ♪ Trailers for sale or rent 304 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:24,975 ♪ Rooms to let, 50 cents 305 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:28,771 ♪ No phone, no pool, no pets 306 00:27:30,523 --> 00:27:33,776 ♪ I don't need no cigarettes - ah, but 307 00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:37,112 ♪ Two hours of pushing broom 308 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,450 ♪ Buys an eight-by-twelve, four-bit room 309 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:45,245 ♪ I'm a man of means by no means 310 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:49,041 ♪ King of the road ♪ 311 00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:57,383 Hey, what? Who do we have here? 312 00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:01,053 Don't be shy, come a little closer. 313 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:03,347 Why not sit here with us for a while? 314 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:07,768 We won't bite! 315 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:14,566 - Ouch! Ouch! - I fancy a change of pace, don't you? 316 00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:19,571 - A smidge on the bony side. - You don't have to be so negative. 317 00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:23,617 Welcome, lad, to the Valley of Joy! 318 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:27,579 I thought I was in the Valley of Death, right? 319 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:33,460 Valley of Death?! Who put those thoughts in your head, son? 320 00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:37,464 Is this the Valley of Death, old chums? 321 00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:41,468 Of course not! That's absurd. 322 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,558 Safe travels, my friend! 323 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,935 Catch you later! 324 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,490 Hmm? Huh? 325 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:06,618 Hello? 326 00:29:06,786 --> 00:29:08,704 Anybody there?! 327 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:12,875 - Hello? - Hello... Hello... 328 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:32,186 Shh! 329 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:34,480 I knew you wouldn't let me down! 330 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,857 Now we're gonna be fine. 331 00:29:40,695 --> 00:29:42,654 The leopard...? 332 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:49,036 Shoo, kitty! Go on back through your cat flap. 333 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:52,498 Or come out and show your whiskers, you scaredy cat... 334 00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:56,502 Billy! Violence will get you nowhere. 335 00:29:58,254 --> 00:30:02,549 - Well, so what's plan B? - How does running sound to you? 336 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,732 Left, right, right, left...? 337 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:46,009 Ha! That leopard's scared of little old me! 338 00:31:01,901 --> 00:31:05,320 A po-po-polar...b-b-b-b-bear! 339 00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:17,875 A polar bear? In Africa? 340 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:21,003 Cosmic. 341 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:24,339 And a kangaroo? Tortoises? A two-legged... 342 00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:28,093 - Raaah! - ... mouth-monster? 343 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,220 And a chicken! 344 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:33,307 Huh? A chicken?! 345 00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:37,769 Pardon! A Gallic cockerel is no mere chicken. 346 00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:40,272 Who are you? Who sent you? 347 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,399 Where are you from? Tell me! 348 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,193 He's one card short of a full deck. 349 00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:47,529 But l tell you, the guy's got guts. 350 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:51,116 Exactly like us! 351 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,010 It wasn't me. 352 00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:36,078 - Socrates? - Mm-hmm? 353 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:38,956 What's the story behind your scar? 354 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:46,588 I was very young, inexperienced, rash and very hungry. 355 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,717 - My brother and l... - Wait! You had a brother? 356 00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:55,347 His name was Mambo. We were inseparable. 357 00:32:55,515 --> 00:33:00,602 Racing across the Savannah, chasing buffalo and hunting antelope. 358 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:06,700 - Hold on... But you're a vegetarian! - Youth, you see. l was a cub. 359 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:09,027 That was ages ago. 360 00:33:09,195 --> 00:33:12,489 So Mambo and I, though forbidden by our parents, 361 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:15,033 walked right up to the Valley of Death. 362 00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:19,037 And, as you can imagine, there was a good reason we were forbidden. 363 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:22,958 After all, this is where the elephants came to die. 364 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:27,546 But we knew no fear and we were driven by curiosity. 365 00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:13,341 Mambo? 366 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:44,247 - Was it the leopard? - No, Billy. lt wasn't the leopard. 367 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:49,002 It was a creature I've never seen before, or since. 368 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,296 That's creepy. 369 00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:54,049 But from that day, my only wish 370 00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:59,262 is for all the animals of the Savannah to live in peace and harmony. 371 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:17,948 Cock-a-doodle... 372 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:24,788 All right! Comrades, morning is 'ere. We must set off before the sun is 'igh. 373 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:30,836 You'll have to go on without me. I'm much too weak. 374 00:35:31,003 --> 00:35:36,992 Non! I will stay with Sushi and the tortoises and look after them. 375 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:43,098 As for the lion and the euh...weasel, they will find the water. 376 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:47,144 And Toby and Smiley will accompany them. Humph! 377 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,160 Shh. 378 00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:24,282 Here at the Eden Paradise Hotel, we now find the participants 379 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:29,287 of the 168th Conference on Climate Change in attendance. 380 00:37:29,455 --> 00:37:33,917 And here is someone who is clearly not the least impressed with any of it. 381 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:38,171 Hello, I'm Maya. For sure, we all know what happens at these things. 382 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:42,801 You grown-ups love to hear each other talk and talk and nothing ever happens! 383 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:46,471 I'm sure you're all awaiting the results of the conference, as we are. 384 00:37:54,188 --> 00:37:55,855 Ladies and gentlemen, 385 00:37:56,023 --> 00:38:01,995 I welcome you all to the Eden Paradise as guests of the Climate Conference. 386 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:07,409 The important job of the buffet opening falls to our very own house mascot. 387 00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:11,246 It's true, may l present...Toto! 388 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:19,087 - The water's trapped like a rat. - Who would do such a thing? 389 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:37,230 Going a bit fast, aren't we? 390 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,817 Woooah! 391 00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:55,290 Billy, they've stolen your idea. 392 00:38:56,751 --> 00:39:01,379 Hmm... How do they get the hyena poo-poo so round? 393 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,632 I love it, l love it, l love it. Cool! 394 00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:26,154 Give me five! Whey-hey! 395 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,450 Australians! 396 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,257 Oh, he's so cute! 397 00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:00,146 What?! Hunter! 398 00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:09,489 They're a strange breed of monkey. 399 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,791 They're cute, though. A little funny-looking, but cute. 400 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,419 See you later, Billy. 401 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:25,171 Now! Where's the beast, huh? 402 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:29,717 Ahh! 403 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,489 Cannonball! 404 00:41:20,519 --> 00:41:22,270 Ha-ha-ha... Jaw. 405 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,781 Come on. Over here! 406 00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:27,961 No! No! 407 00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:03,079 You must know, l saved your life on my lunch break, humph! 408 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,501 Er, now, now, gentlemen, if you please... 409 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:13,298 I can guarantee you personally that this whole unfortunate fiasco is over. 410 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:16,092 RAAAH! 411 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:19,804 - His ears have gone red. - Here it comes! 412 00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:32,108 Smiley, I can't think of a better argument for good, clean outdoor living. 413 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,785 Eurgh! 414 00:44:16,695 --> 00:44:20,907 Actually, the wellness suite is solely for paying hotel guests. 415 00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:28,790 Mm, wild! 416 00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:30,500 Eh, Smiley, you try it on. 417 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:44,347 Two words, gentlemen: mini bar, capiche? 418 00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:47,225 Voilà! 419 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:57,402 Hands off! This is the honeymoon suite. 420 00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:03,032 OK, I'll watch for Hunter. 421 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,284 You do not wanna mess around with him. 422 00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:07,787 You'd better behave yourselves, if you know what's good for you! 423 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:09,163 Cool. 424 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:18,840 Hold on. Better we don't take a single shot. 425 00:45:19,007 --> 00:45:21,134 We hate bad press. 426 00:45:21,301 --> 00:45:24,804 Instead, catch and send it to our casino in Vegas. 427 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:28,099 At least we can make a profit out of this whole mess. 428 00:45:39,945 --> 00:45:42,029 I don't trust that monkey. 429 00:45:57,629 --> 00:46:00,089 Didn't l tell you not to touch anything? 430 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:07,764 Where is the armchair? 431 00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:13,811 Oh...you uncultured pig! 432 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:16,063 We sit on chairs, we don't eat them! 433 00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:19,025 Raah? 434 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:32,663 - And where's the little guy? - Billy is in the water cave. 435 00:46:32,831 --> 00:46:36,334 ♪ Splish-splash, l was taking a bath 436 00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:40,129 ♪ All-about-a Saturday night, ooh 437 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:42,757 ♪ Rub-a-dub, just relaxing in the tub 438 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:46,135 ♪ Thinking everything was all right ♪ 439 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,597 That's quite enough rub-a-dubbing for today! 440 00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:52,642 I happen to have a job here, 441 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:56,145 and l have no desire to get into trouble on account of you! 442 00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:59,148 I worked hard to get my position. 443 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:02,151 What is it you want from me? 444 00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:04,153 We want water! 445 00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:11,244 Ah, right here you have water! 446 00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:14,205 - So now if you would get out. - One thing. 447 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:17,333 Why on earth did you help us by hiding us in here? 448 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:20,169 Because with Hunter, you would have been killed. 449 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:23,464 So, l see. You are one of us, after all. 450 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:25,550 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 451 00:47:25,717 --> 00:47:29,887 I was born in a Brooklyn zoo - not that you know what that means. 452 00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:32,348 I'm very, very sorry but you're dead wrong 453 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,767 and l am certainly not who you think l am! 454 00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,769 I am not one of your kind for sure! 455 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:41,065 We need water! l mean lots of water! For all of us! 456 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:44,986 Good. Then we go over to the dam, open the floodgates, 457 00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,238 and run the water to your valley. 458 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:49,282 And then you folks get lost! 459 00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:54,231 And so what we have created is what we like to call an oasis of peace. 460 00:47:54,398 --> 00:47:57,734 In total harmony with nature, which is of course the key, 461 00:47:57,902 --> 00:48:00,946 and that's called ecological tourism. 462 00:48:01,113 --> 00:48:03,782 The result: guaranteed sustainability, 463 00:48:03,950 --> 00:48:07,202 with enough electricity generated to power several cities. 464 00:48:07,370 --> 00:48:10,330 You can imagine the benefits for the local economy. 465 00:48:10,498 --> 00:48:14,960 You should imagine what that means for the poor animals that live downstream. 466 00:48:15,127 --> 00:48:18,213 - Erm... - They're dying of thirst without water! 467 00:48:18,381 --> 00:48:21,967 Maya, go to your room at once. You know nothing of this. 468 00:48:22,134 --> 00:48:26,137 It's always about money, right? That's all you ever think about. 469 00:48:26,305 --> 00:48:29,641 These kids... Go figure. 470 00:48:29,809 --> 00:48:33,353 And now, if you would follow me into the complex interior. 471 00:48:36,399 --> 00:48:40,318 I'll go in there, open the spout, then l'll come back out. 472 00:48:40,486 --> 00:48:44,906 Meanwhile, you make sure you do not move from this spot! 473 00:48:56,919 --> 00:48:58,753 Yoo-hoo! 474 00:49:03,217 --> 00:49:05,302 Yes! 475 00:49:05,469 --> 00:49:10,890 As you can imagine, the most modern and stringent security measures 476 00:49:11,058 --> 00:49:14,185 are utilised in this most sensitive of areas. 477 00:49:14,353 --> 00:49:18,231 Everything is state of the art and hermetically sealed. 478 00:49:18,399 --> 00:49:21,985 Unauthorised access is totally out of the question. 479 00:49:40,546 --> 00:49:42,213 Socrates! 480 00:49:42,381 --> 00:49:44,132 Oh, l feel rather woozy. 481 00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:45,759 I'm coming! 482 00:49:45,926 --> 00:49:48,928 Ooh... 483 00:49:51,599 --> 00:49:52,974 Oh, no! 484 00:49:54,435 --> 00:49:56,770 Oh, no! Not again! 485 00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:29,135 Raaah! Raaah! 486 00:51:24,650 --> 00:51:27,068 Come, if you are man enough to do it! 487 00:51:32,158 --> 00:51:34,033 En garde. 488 00:51:44,086 --> 00:51:45,879 Hmm... 489 00:51:51,135 --> 00:51:52,385 Thanks. 490 00:51:52,553 --> 00:51:56,973 Oh, no, that's totally not fair. No, no, no! 491 00:51:57,141 --> 00:51:59,684 Brave veterans, can you stand the pace? 492 00:51:59,852 --> 00:52:04,564 We're fine, thank you. Though we're not quite as young as we used to be. 493 00:52:05,608 --> 00:52:08,067 Well, l see, heeh-heeh... 494 00:52:08,235 --> 00:52:10,487 a beauty in the prime of her life. 495 00:52:10,654 --> 00:52:14,157 Well, l'm 715 years old. 496 00:52:14,325 --> 00:52:17,368 Winston is twelve years older. 497 00:52:17,536 --> 00:52:22,790 She has aged splendidly, my dear little lotus blossom. 498 00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:25,293 You, with the sweet talk. 499 00:52:26,086 --> 00:52:28,713 Ahh...l'amour! 500 00:52:29,632 --> 00:52:33,593 The 'eroism of the tortoises has saved us all, 501 00:52:33,761 --> 00:52:38,056 but without water all that awaits us is certain death. 502 00:52:38,224 --> 00:52:43,061 And we are doomed if we go back to free Socrates and release the water. 503 00:52:43,229 --> 00:52:45,438 We are much too weak. 504 00:52:45,606 --> 00:52:50,109 Then we have to get help! We'll call all the animals of the Savannah. 505 00:52:50,277 --> 00:52:51,945 Excellent, weasel! 506 00:52:53,906 --> 00:52:56,074 Daddy? What are you doing with the lion? 507 00:52:56,242 --> 00:52:59,077 Maya, Daddy has no time for this right now. 508 00:52:59,245 --> 00:53:01,037 Set the lion free right now! 509 00:53:01,205 --> 00:53:05,625 There is nothing l can possibly do. The lion is dangerous 510 00:53:05,793 --> 00:53:10,129 and we can't just let it loose to run around all over the place. 511 00:53:10,297 --> 00:53:14,509 And besides, l've already sold the lion to a casino in Las Vegas. 512 00:53:17,096 --> 00:53:18,721 Humph! 513 00:53:26,605 --> 00:53:29,649 You have successfully penetrated the security zone, 514 00:53:29,817 --> 00:53:33,736 while your friends have disappeared in the drink. 515 00:53:33,904 --> 00:53:37,448 You! Looks like you're the lucky one. 516 00:53:37,616 --> 00:53:41,619 - Smith sold you to a casino in Las Vegas. - Las WHAT? 517 00:53:41,787 --> 00:53:44,914 You hit the jackpot. Top of the mountain! 518 00:53:45,082 --> 00:53:49,627 I've always dreamed of doing an appearance in Las Vegas, just once. 519 00:53:49,795 --> 00:53:52,547 Huh? 520 00:54:05,603 --> 00:54:07,895 I'm not hungry. 521 00:54:08,063 --> 00:54:10,148 Drink. 522 00:54:10,316 --> 00:54:12,942 It'll taste a lot better. 523 00:54:16,614 --> 00:54:19,407 Oh, Mum, did you have something to drink? 524 00:54:19,575 --> 00:54:21,576 Of course I did! 525 00:54:22,828 --> 00:54:24,912 You're a really bad liar, you know. 526 00:54:27,499 --> 00:54:29,167 Junior? 527 00:54:40,387 --> 00:54:43,848 This is my water hole, crocodile bait! 528 00:54:44,016 --> 00:54:47,393 - So? - You go find your own puddle, si? 529 00:54:47,561 --> 00:54:49,520 Or you can find my horn! 530 00:54:49,688 --> 00:54:53,816 Instead l'll use your horn as a toenail clipper, OK? 531 00:54:53,984 --> 00:54:57,236 You're asking for it. 532 00:55:07,831 --> 00:55:11,542 300 pounds, and not an ounce of brain in their fat heads. 533 00:55:32,064 --> 00:55:34,941 On three. One... Two... 534 00:55:35,109 --> 00:55:36,901 Three...go! 535 00:56:01,677 --> 00:56:03,720 No! 536 00:56:15,983 --> 00:56:17,650 Hey, look! 537 00:56:25,492 --> 00:56:26,951 Aw... 538 00:56:33,709 --> 00:56:35,460 Mum! 539 00:56:38,172 --> 00:56:40,381 Hold on, sweetheart. 540 00:56:42,551 --> 00:56:45,261 STOP! 541 00:56:53,854 --> 00:56:56,397 Haven't you idiots got anything better to do? 542 00:56:56,565 --> 00:56:58,691 - Erm, nope. - Eh, no. 543 00:56:58,859 --> 00:57:02,987 Have you ever thought why you two are fighting in the first place? 544 00:57:03,155 --> 00:57:05,782 Naturally. Because... 545 00:57:05,949 --> 00:57:09,702 - Eh...'cause... - Mm-hmm...? 546 00:57:09,870 --> 00:57:14,248 - What do you think, Biggie? - Hey, l don't know. 547 00:57:14,416 --> 00:57:16,042 Just as I thought. 548 00:57:16,210 --> 00:57:19,796 From now on, go and play your juvenile games somewhere else! 549 00:57:19,963 --> 00:57:21,964 Got it? Hmm?! 550 00:57:26,261 --> 00:57:30,890 Let's go talk to Angie. She is actually the president of Okavango. 551 00:57:31,058 --> 00:57:35,269 A female president! Hmm, why not? 552 00:57:35,437 --> 00:57:39,816 I will attempt a bit of diplomacy with 'er, the way l know 'ow. 553 00:57:42,069 --> 00:57:44,821 My skin is utterly and completely dried out. 554 00:57:44,988 --> 00:57:48,533 My nails are all cracked, my complexion - ruined! 555 00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:52,995 My lashes are like barbed wire. The end is near! 556 00:57:53,163 --> 00:57:55,039 Giselle... 557 00:57:55,207 --> 00:57:59,043 - We've got other things to worry about. - Oh, well, that's charming. 558 00:57:59,211 --> 00:58:02,964 I'm falling apart and you say, "We've got other things to worry about!" 559 00:58:03,131 --> 00:58:05,424 Oh, do not despair, mesdames! 560 00:58:05,592 --> 00:58:09,679 Oh, no! l hear voices! Aah, l know this is the end. 561 00:58:09,847 --> 00:58:12,223 And l look like such a mess. 562 00:58:12,391 --> 00:58:14,225 Ahem! 563 00:58:14,393 --> 00:58:17,854 'Ello, the name is...Charles. 564 00:58:18,021 --> 00:58:21,190 Charles! My, my, what a lovely name! 565 00:58:21,358 --> 00:58:24,652 By the way, the oppressive 'eat can do nothing to 'ide 566 00:58:24,820 --> 00:58:27,113 your noble and sublime beauty. 567 00:58:27,281 --> 00:58:28,990 Ooh! Mmm! 568 00:58:30,492 --> 00:58:35,788 If l may be so bold, you seem to 'ave been blessed with a delightful nose. 569 00:58:35,956 --> 00:58:38,040 Mmm... 570 00:58:38,208 --> 00:58:41,878 So soft! And the most silky trunk! 571 00:58:43,547 --> 00:58:45,590 Pooh! Go marry her, then. 572 00:58:45,757 --> 00:58:48,342 We must call a conference. Tout de suite! 573 00:58:48,510 --> 00:58:52,930 - A conference? - A gathering of all the animals. 574 00:58:53,098 --> 00:58:56,017 There we must figure out 'ow this hero of yours 575 00:58:56,184 --> 00:58:58,477 was able to discover the water. 576 00:58:58,645 --> 00:59:02,982 I have a hero? Erm, who is it? 577 00:59:03,150 --> 00:59:05,651 - Yoo-hoo! - Billy? 578 00:59:05,819 --> 00:59:07,695 Hmm... 579 00:59:07,863 --> 00:59:10,698 Then someone's got to blow the great horn! 580 00:59:32,304 --> 00:59:33,679 Dad?! 581 00:59:39,811 --> 00:59:41,687 Mm. 582 00:59:54,242 --> 00:59:59,664 There is a great gathering of the animals in two hours, called a conference. 583 00:59:59,831 --> 01:00:02,416 You don't want to be late! 584 01:00:02,584 --> 01:00:04,835 I'm on my way! 585 01:00:05,003 --> 01:00:08,839 Ugh! Let's see, two hours. I know l can do it. 586 01:00:09,007 --> 01:00:11,676 Thank heaven for shortcuts. 587 01:00:14,304 --> 01:00:17,264 Well, look who's here. It's the lightweight! 588 01:00:17,432 --> 01:00:19,767 Hey, Biggie. 589 01:00:19,935 --> 01:00:22,853 What's so funny, carrot top, eh? 590 01:00:32,239 --> 01:00:37,368 We are all gathered together to discuss our precarious situation. 591 01:00:37,536 --> 01:00:42,832 As you all may know, this is our first great historical animal gathering. 592 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,545 For the duration of the proceedings, no-one will inflict harm upon another! 593 01:00:47,713 --> 01:00:53,175 - Fine by me! - Meerkats only really count as snacks! 594 01:00:53,343 --> 01:00:55,761 No one is allowed to touch anyone! 595 01:00:55,929 --> 01:00:58,389 Eh? 596 01:00:58,557 --> 01:01:00,558 Billy? Your report. 597 01:01:00,726 --> 01:01:05,146 Yeah. So, here's the scoop. Uh, I found the water, cool. 598 01:01:05,313 --> 01:01:07,857 Who cares what that worm has to say? 599 01:01:08,025 --> 01:01:11,485 He's nothing but a squashed fly on my hoof, sí? 600 01:01:13,405 --> 01:01:16,991 Problem is, the water's trapped way up in Leopard Canyon, 601 01:01:17,159 --> 01:01:19,035 by these massive stones. 602 01:01:19,202 --> 01:01:21,328 It was the leopard?! 603 01:01:21,496 --> 01:01:27,443 No it was because of a bunch of strange, ugly creatures, naked, without any fur! 604 01:01:27,711 --> 01:01:29,336 Oh, that's gross! 605 01:01:29,504 --> 01:01:32,423 We're talking bloodthirsty, awful beasts. 606 01:01:32,591 --> 01:01:34,717 They call themselves humans! 607 01:01:34,885 --> 01:01:36,886 What a pile of garbage! 608 01:01:37,054 --> 01:01:40,890 And since when did we ever listen to the drivel from a meerkat? 609 01:01:41,058 --> 01:01:45,352 Chino is a dumb buffalo, but for once he's got a point. 610 01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:50,024 Mon ami. This, well, meerkat 611 01:01:50,192 --> 01:01:53,569 has shown more courage than all of you combined. 612 01:01:53,737 --> 01:01:56,822 Oh, such big words coming from you, you... 613 01:01:56,990 --> 01:01:58,449 ..you little half-pint. 614 01:01:58,617 --> 01:02:02,912 Do you 'ave any idea what this little 'alf-pint has been through? 615 01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,998 Do you just know 'ow many of my comrades l 'ave lost? 616 01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:09,418 The things l 'ave seen from a dark dungeon, 617 01:02:09,586 --> 01:02:14,423 where my kind and l were locked up only to languish in the smallest of cells, 618 01:02:14,591 --> 01:02:17,468 while wondering if we were to end up on a skewer? 619 01:02:17,636 --> 01:02:20,387 Or perhaps a burgundy sauce? 620 01:02:20,555 --> 01:02:25,101 Mankind treats us like...animals! 621 01:02:25,268 --> 01:02:28,646 Well, that certainly was clear as mud. 622 01:02:28,814 --> 01:02:31,524 And that's why we have to do something! 623 01:02:31,691 --> 01:02:33,818 We have to free up the water now! 624 01:02:33,985 --> 01:02:36,946 Er, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that mean 625 01:02:37,114 --> 01:02:39,865 we have to go through the... Valley of Death?! 626 01:02:41,660 --> 01:02:45,579 The water has always come, and it will come this time. 627 01:02:45,747 --> 01:02:47,915 We just have to wait. 628 01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:51,961 The water is not simply water. 629 01:02:52,129 --> 01:02:55,840 It is the blood of our forefathers. 630 01:02:56,007 --> 01:02:59,844 Come on, what's with these two old-timers! 631 01:03:00,011 --> 01:03:04,181 These two tortoises know mankind better than any other alive! 632 01:03:04,349 --> 01:03:07,476 And, of course, much, much longer. 633 01:03:07,644 --> 01:03:10,062 - Good... - ... evening. 634 01:03:10,230 --> 01:03:13,023 My name is Winston and... 635 01:03:13,191 --> 01:03:15,276 ..l am called Winifred. 636 01:03:15,443 --> 01:03:18,529 We were born more than 700 years ago... 637 01:03:18,697 --> 01:03:22,950 ..on an island located deep within the Pacific Ocean. 638 01:03:23,118 --> 01:03:27,788 In all that time, we have come across many human beings. 639 01:03:27,956 --> 01:03:30,457 They have stolen and have murdered 640 01:03:30,625 --> 01:03:36,046 and destroyed everything many, many times. 641 01:03:36,214 --> 01:03:38,799 And we let it happen. 642 01:03:38,967 --> 01:03:43,596 And because of this, we have lost everything. 643 01:03:43,763 --> 01:03:47,850 Our beloved home is sadly no more. 644 01:03:48,018 --> 01:03:53,815 Where once were blooming flowers of all colours is now dry and arid. 645 01:03:54,983 --> 01:03:58,110 Where once the very air vibrated with the twittering 646 01:03:58,278 --> 01:04:03,032 of thousands of kinds of birds is now only silence. 647 01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:07,077 Where once seals and the beasts of the ocean bobbed in the waves, 648 01:04:07,245 --> 01:04:10,748 all life is now at an end. 649 01:04:10,916 --> 01:04:13,792 Galápagos, our wondrous home, 650 01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:19,381 is now little more than a wretched, black, dark and oily mass. 651 01:04:19,549 --> 01:04:24,803 The entire world is nothing more than a black, dark and oily mass. 652 01:04:25,889 --> 01:04:30,017 Except for this place here. 653 01:04:30,185 --> 01:04:31,977 But if you do nothing to stop it, 654 01:04:32,145 --> 01:04:36,232 this place too will become no more than a blackened stain. 655 01:04:36,399 --> 01:04:39,485 For Man is a thief who comes in the night 656 01:04:39,653 --> 01:04:41,987 and takes what he wants from the land. 657 01:04:47,577 --> 01:04:52,414 He is like a snake who eats his own tail to survive. 658 01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:57,253 But the Earth does not belong to Man. 659 01:04:58,171 --> 01:05:01,006 He's only a tiny part of it. 660 01:05:02,425 --> 01:05:06,345 Man did not weave the fabric of life. 661 01:05:06,513 --> 01:05:12,443 He's but a thread within it, for we all share the same breath. 662 01:05:12,811 --> 01:05:16,605 The rising mists of the lush green forests, 663 01:05:16,773 --> 01:05:19,775 the refreshment of the rocky mountain breezes, 664 01:05:19,943 --> 01:05:23,821 the perfumed scent of the wind after a cooling shower of rain, 665 01:05:23,989 --> 01:05:27,616 the plants, Man and we, the animals. 666 01:05:29,619 --> 01:05:33,789 What Man doesn't realise is what he does to the land 667 01:05:33,957 --> 01:05:37,167 he ultimately does to himself, 668 01:05:37,335 --> 01:05:40,838 and when the land is finally destroyed 669 01:05:41,006 --> 01:05:44,550 and the animals are either driven out or killed, 670 01:05:44,718 --> 01:05:48,387 Man will rule over the Earth alone. 671 01:05:48,555 --> 01:05:54,059 Then, lost and forlorn, he too will be wiped from the face of the Earth. 672 01:05:54,227 --> 01:06:00,149 But that is a cold comfort to us now, for every one of you will perish 673 01:06:00,817 --> 01:06:04,486 if you don't defend yourselves against humanity. 674 01:06:23,882 --> 01:06:29,011 My dear, you spoke wisely and with great care. 675 01:06:29,179 --> 01:06:34,975 Well, that's because they were your thoughts that l spoke. 676 01:06:35,143 --> 01:06:38,771 What you spoke was greater than every thought. 677 01:06:38,938 --> 01:06:44,877 And still all meaningless, compared to my many years with you, 678 01:06:45,445 --> 01:06:48,280 our years together. 679 01:06:49,616 --> 01:06:51,909 It's been wonderful. 680 01:06:52,077 --> 01:06:56,413 Good. So good... 681 01:07:03,296 --> 01:07:05,464 Winnie? 682 01:07:05,632 --> 01:07:07,841 Winnie? 683 01:07:47,090 --> 01:07:51,635 Winston and Winifred have gone to sleep for the last time. 684 01:07:53,346 --> 01:07:58,767 But they live on in all our dreams and in our hearts. 685 01:08:45,148 --> 01:08:47,065 The day 'as come. 686 01:08:47,233 --> 01:08:50,819 Madame, we are waiting on your command. 687 01:08:50,987 --> 01:08:53,489 But shouldn't we consult the oracle first? 688 01:08:53,656 --> 01:08:56,742 I don't think so, dear. Been there, done that. 689 01:08:56,910 --> 01:09:00,704 - So, to battle! - And down with the beast! 690 01:09:00,872 --> 01:09:02,998 And down with the beast! 691 01:09:03,208 --> 01:09:06,710 Allons! Et vive la liberté! 692 01:09:22,268 --> 01:09:25,604 Well! The least they could have done is consult the oracle. 693 01:09:25,772 --> 01:09:27,856 I get no respect! 694 01:09:28,024 --> 01:09:31,401 What happened to tradition? It's a disgrace! 695 01:09:31,569 --> 01:09:33,237 Did you hear what l heard? 696 01:09:33,404 --> 01:09:36,490 We've all been asking for advice from that guy? 697 01:09:36,658 --> 01:09:40,911 A hairdresser who talks from both sides of his mouth at the same time? 698 01:09:54,425 --> 01:09:57,219 A proud army, to be sure, Madame. 699 01:09:57,387 --> 01:10:01,181 It is a true honneur to be allowed to march with you. 700 01:10:01,349 --> 01:10:04,768 Yes, we're proud, but are we strong enough? 701 01:10:04,936 --> 01:10:08,397 Remember, the buffalo and the rhino didn't come along. 702 01:10:08,565 --> 01:10:13,235 The 'eroic courage of our brave soldiers will make up for them. 703 01:10:16,698 --> 01:10:20,242 Socrates, hang in there. We're coming! 704 01:10:40,847 --> 01:10:44,016 How about those who don't have a banana milkshake? 705 01:10:44,183 --> 01:10:45,976 Or a drop of water? 706 01:10:46,144 --> 01:10:48,228 Hey, I can read you like a book. 707 01:10:48,396 --> 01:10:51,815 You wanna make me feel all guilty so that l'll help you escape. 708 01:10:51,983 --> 01:10:55,152 But you're wasting your time. I can't do anything. 709 01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,946 The big guy with the rifle's got the key to the cage. 710 01:10:58,114 --> 01:11:03,076 Here l am, confined to a cage, but yet somehow l remain free. 711 01:11:03,244 --> 01:11:08,040 You are outside, but you're not really free at all. Are you? 712 01:11:08,207 --> 01:11:10,000 Hmm...? 713 01:11:10,168 --> 01:11:12,044 So... 714 01:11:13,755 --> 01:11:15,839 Duty calls! 715 01:11:16,007 --> 01:11:19,134 Just go. Playing monkey must be fun. 716 01:11:19,302 --> 01:11:22,804 ♪ You put your right foot in You put your right foot out 717 01:11:22,972 --> 01:11:26,808 ♪ You put your right foot in And you shake it all about 718 01:11:26,976 --> 01:11:30,896 ♪ You do the hokey-pokey And you turn yourself around 719 01:11:31,064 --> 01:11:33,023 ♪ That's what it's all about 720 01:11:34,859 --> 01:11:37,277 ♪ You put your left foot in You put your left foot out 721 01:11:37,445 --> 01:11:39,863 ♪ And you shake it all about 722 01:11:40,031 --> 01:11:43,659 ♪ You do the hokey-pokey And you turn yourself around 723 01:11:43,826 --> 01:11:46,787 ♪ That's what it's all about ♪ 724 01:11:57,423 --> 01:11:59,758 Clearly you are a meat-eater. 725 01:11:59,926 --> 01:12:03,637 One can tell by that, euh, unpleasant breath. 726 01:12:03,805 --> 01:12:06,848 And 'ave a little respect! 727 01:12:07,016 --> 01:12:09,768 Just look at yourself. Stand up straight! 728 01:12:09,936 --> 01:12:12,396 Chest out! 729 01:12:12,563 --> 01:12:14,606 And why are you so late? 730 01:12:14,774 --> 01:12:17,609 What kind of discipline is that for a soldier? 731 01:12:17,777 --> 01:12:21,154 And take your incredibly filthy paws off my uniform! 732 01:12:22,323 --> 01:12:26,076 To your unit! This year, please... 733 01:12:30,415 --> 01:12:35,627 - Everything all right, my brave hero? - But of course! 734 01:12:35,795 --> 01:12:39,506 I simply 'ad to reprimand the cowardly deserter. 735 01:12:51,477 --> 01:12:53,562 Showtime! 736 01:13:30,475 --> 01:13:31,850 Hey! 737 01:14:05,092 --> 01:14:07,344 Whoa-whoa-whoa! 738 01:14:27,824 --> 01:14:29,282 Toto? 739 01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:06,736 Oh, damn. 740 01:15:06,904 --> 01:15:12,367 The most worthy of foes, yes, without question. 741 01:15:12,535 --> 01:15:18,474 Madame, if you'd allow me, then I strongly suggest we send a message. 742 01:15:19,041 --> 01:15:21,877 Send a message? Hmm... 743 01:15:22,044 --> 01:15:25,672 And if we're not understood? 744 01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:28,675 This message will be unequivocal! 745 01:15:36,100 --> 01:15:38,643 Oh! What's that? 746 01:16:14,472 --> 01:16:16,389 Each conference participant 747 01:16:16,557 --> 01:16:20,852 is leaving in an almost giddy, light and ecstatic mood. 748 01:16:55,513 --> 01:16:57,514 Come on. 749 01:18:27,980 --> 01:18:33,234 Comrades! We cannot wait any more! Let's go! 750 01:18:33,402 --> 01:18:35,737 It's time for heads to roll! 751 01:18:35,905 --> 01:18:39,324 Giselle, l've never heard you speak that way before! 752 01:18:39,492 --> 01:18:42,285 Thank you. 753 01:18:42,453 --> 01:18:44,496 And attack! 754 01:18:54,632 --> 01:18:59,427 'Ard. Very 'ard. This could be tricky. 755 01:19:04,183 --> 01:19:05,934 What is that roar? 756 01:19:06,102 --> 01:19:08,186 It's the buffalo. 757 01:19:10,815 --> 01:19:12,774 And the rhinos, too! 758 01:19:28,624 --> 01:19:31,042 What do you know? Hey, lightweight! 759 01:19:31,210 --> 01:19:32,919 Eh... 760 01:19:33,087 --> 01:19:36,714 See you in hell...carrot top! 761 01:20:20,342 --> 01:20:24,262 Socrates! Socrates! 762 01:20:25,139 --> 01:20:28,516 Start your drumming, Billy. You've got the groove! 763 01:20:28,684 --> 01:20:31,102 I've got the groove! 764 01:20:32,980 --> 01:20:34,814 Uh-huh! 765 01:21:53,102 --> 01:21:54,560 Mon Dieu. 766 01:21:54,728 --> 01:21:58,356 Do you see that? That's my dad! 767 01:22:17,710 --> 01:22:19,585 Billy! 768 01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:23,047 Turtle dove! 769 01:22:23,215 --> 01:22:25,717 Billy, the time has come. 770 01:22:25,884 --> 01:22:27,760 Party time! 771 01:22:44,361 --> 01:22:46,237 ♪ Well, she got her daddy's car 772 01:22:46,405 --> 01:22:49,782 ♪ And she cruised through the hamburger stand, now 773 01:22:50,909 --> 01:22:53,453 ♪ Seems she forgot all about the library 774 01:22:53,620 --> 01:22:56,664 ♪ Like she told her old man, now 775 01:22:56,832 --> 01:22:58,791 ♪ And with the radio blasting 776 01:22:58,959 --> 01:23:01,461 ♪ Goes cruising just as fast as she can, now 777 01:23:02,713 --> 01:23:04,922 ♪ And she'll have fun, fun, fun 778 01:23:05,090 --> 01:23:09,552 ♪ Till her daddy takes the T-bird away 779 01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:13,348 ♪ The girls can't stand her 'cause she walks, looks and drives like an ace 780 01:23:13,515 --> 01:23:16,267 ♪ You walk like an ace, now You walk like an ace 781 01:23:16,435 --> 01:23:20,521 ♪ She makes the lndy 500 look like a Roman chariot race, now 782 01:23:20,689 --> 01:23:22,690 ♪ A lot of guys try to catch her 783 01:23:22,858 --> 01:23:27,236 ♪ But she leads them on a wild goose chase, now... 784 01:23:27,404 --> 01:23:31,574 The hotel is finished. I'm ruined. 785 01:23:31,742 --> 01:23:35,161 - Are you satisfied? - Yeah. 786 01:23:35,329 --> 01:23:37,872 Look at how happy they are. 787 01:23:46,340 --> 01:23:50,343 ♪ Well, you knew all along that your dad was getting wise to you, now 788 01:23:50,511 --> 01:23:52,637 ♪ You shouldn't have lied, now 789 01:23:52,805 --> 01:23:55,306 ♪ And since he took your set of keys you've been thinking 790 01:23:55,474 --> 01:23:58,393 ♪ That your fun is all through, now You shouldn't have lied ♪ 791 01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:02,105 Charles, your passion thrills me more than I can say. 792 01:24:02,272 --> 01:24:08,027 Ah, ma chérie, this is the first step on the journey of a lifetime. 793 01:24:21,041 --> 01:24:22,667 Huh? 794 01:25:29,193 --> 01:25:34,489 From the 169th Climate Change Conference here in New York... 795 01:25:34,656 --> 01:25:36,741 Huh? 796 01:25:36,909 --> 01:25:40,077 I see that we may entertain some unexpected visitors. 797 01:25:40,245 --> 01:25:43,664 And it appears that the animals are finally going 798 01:25:43,832 --> 01:25:46,125 to make us accountable for our actions. 799 01:28:07,476 --> 01:28:09,560 Well, what do you know? 800 01:28:09,728 --> 01:28:13,564 - G'day, Ken! - Howdy-ho, jumping buddy! 801 01:28:45,055 --> 01:28:48,349 Pal, help me out. Where's the conference? 802 01:28:48,517 --> 01:28:51,477 What? The conference of the animals? 803 01:28:51,645 --> 01:28:53,521 Why, it's in America! 804 01:28:53,689 --> 01:28:58,609 America? I just happen to have a shortcut. 805 01:29:00,529 --> 01:29:03,239 Oh, what a shame. I could have given him a shave. 806 01:29:25,887 --> 01:29:28,389 ♪ Nobody is gonna stand in our way 807 01:29:28,557 --> 01:29:31,058 ♪ Nobody is gonna hurt us again 808 01:29:31,226 --> 01:29:33,310 ♪ Some say they wanna shoot the game 809 01:29:33,478 --> 01:29:36,981 ♪ But use your brains We know who's to blame 810 01:29:37,149 --> 01:29:39,817 ♪ Nobody is gonna stand in our way 811 01:29:39,985 --> 01:29:42,361 ♪ Nobody is gonna hurt us again 812 01:29:42,529 --> 01:29:44,864 ♪ Some say they wanna shoot the game 813 01:29:45,031 --> 01:29:48,576 ♪ But use your brains We know who's to blame 814 01:29:48,744 --> 01:29:51,120 ♪ Let's go towards a new horizon 815 01:29:51,288 --> 01:29:53,748 ♪ A place where we can all be free 816 01:29:53,915 --> 01:29:56,208 ♪ What keeps you all from realising 817 01:29:56,376 --> 01:30:00,045 ♪ We are no part of humanity? 818 01:30:00,213 --> 01:30:02,965 ♪ We could have shared and would have lived 819 01:30:03,133 --> 01:30:05,801 ♪ Forever and again 820 01:30:05,969 --> 01:30:08,554 ♪ Going there and doing this 821 01:30:08,722 --> 01:30:11,474 ♪ Like when children play 822 01:30:11,641 --> 01:30:14,477 ♪ But we can't let you get away 823 01:30:14,644 --> 01:30:16,979 ♪ With murder, first degree 824 01:30:17,147 --> 01:30:19,857 ♪ This is the planet of the apes 825 01:30:20,025 --> 01:30:22,359 ♪ And, Man, you will see 826 01:30:22,527 --> 01:30:25,029 ♪ Let's go towards a new horizon 827 01:30:25,197 --> 01:30:27,740 ♪ A place where we can all be free 828 01:30:27,908 --> 01:30:30,201 ♪ What keeps you all from realising 829 01:30:30,368 --> 01:30:33,370 ♪ They won't grant us humanity? 830 01:30:33,538 --> 01:30:36,707 ♪ All they wanna do is hate us 831 01:30:36,875 --> 01:30:39,001 ♪ Kill us or cage us in 832 01:30:39,169 --> 01:30:41,921 ♪ Please, wake up, brothers and sisters 833 01:30:42,088 --> 01:30:44,757 ♪ lt's a fight that we can win 834 01:30:44,925 --> 01:30:50,805 ♪ This is the dawning of the Age of the Animals 835 01:30:50,972 --> 01:30:56,060 ♪ The new leader of the world will be one of us 836 01:30:56,228 --> 01:31:01,482 ♪ You had your chance but you built bombs to rain down on us 837 01:31:01,650 --> 01:31:04,902 ♪ You hung a bell on us 838 01:31:05,070 --> 01:31:09,156 ♪ We won't take prisoners 839 01:31:09,324 --> 01:31:12,910 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ਍਍㤹㤹਍〰〺㨰ⰰ〵‰ⴭ‾〰〺㨰ⰲ〰਍昼湯⁴潣潬㵲⌢晦晦〰•楳敺ㄽ㸴睷⹷潭楶獥扵楴汴獥漮杲⼼潦瑮ാ